I like your jungle warfare tactics but it isn't foolproof really. Vietcong might have gouged your eyes and fed your genitalia to a swarm of hungry ants but that's nothing compared to asexual stalkers who shove pictures of their bestial mistresses down your throat.
I believe Norwich is rather crowded. Otherwise you could just fly by in a chopper and gun down every effeminate aryan who's distracted by shiny objects.
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