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I like being nice, i like nice people and nice things.
This reminds me of the Mr. Show opening where David finds out that Bob's Grandpa Timmy is old, thus making Bob "part old," and thus a liability in "the coming age war."
There follows a sketch of a world run by old people, with "nice things, for the nice people" - which includes hard candy dishes at every street corner, mandatory 8 MPH speed limits, and, of course, testicular electrocution for the rapscallions.
Of course, I can't find it on YouTube.
There are a ton of sketches up there, though, including these favorites:
America Blows Up the Moon
EJ etc., if you want a perfect encapsulation of "the American attitude," you won't find one better than this. Unless, maybe, it's one of these:
Worthington's Law and
Rich Guy Ads
The latter of which is possibly only really funny to those familiar with American political ads. And finally, this:
Pre-Taped Call-in Show
Which, for my money, is the most brilliantly conceived and executed sketch in the history of sketch comedy.
Anyway, I could go on linking sketches all day, but if you have a few minutes to dick around on YouTube and for some reason haven't watched Mr. Show before, please do it now.
What don't you want with me?
I'm a celebrity!