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I like being nice, i like nice people and nice things.

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This reminds me of the Mr. Show opening where David finds out that Bob's Grandpa Timmy is old, thus making Bob "part old," and thus a liability in "the coming age war."

There follows a sketch of a world run by old people, with "nice things, for the nice people" - which includes hard candy dishes at every street corner, mandatory 8 MPH speed limits, and, of course, testicular electrocution for the rapscallions.

Of course, I can't find it on YouTube.

There are a ton of sketches up there, though, including these favorites:

America Blows Up the Moon

EJ etc., if you want a perfect encapsulation of "the American attitude," you won't find one better than this. Unless, maybe, it's one of these:

Worthington's Law and
Rich Guy Ads

The latter of which is possibly only really funny to those familiar with American political ads. And finally, this:

Pre-Taped Call-in Show

Which, for my money, is the most brilliantly conceived and executed sketch in the history of sketch comedy.

Anyway, I could go on linking sketches all day, but if you have a few minutes to dick around on YouTube and for some reason haven't watched Mr. Show before, please do it now.

Oh jujubee
What don't you want with me?
I'm a celebrity!