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R/R: But, really, WP/Marquis/Ani: you are really mean ppl.

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We are not mean. We choose our friends carefully, that's all.

Admittedly, that was one of your better Diamond_Dave impressions ('ppl'; acting as mediator for peace; lamenting the state of the boards – severely off-topic, btw) but not even Dave was desperate/racist enough to refer to his amatory advances with the locals as drunken 'wild monkey' trips.

But then, you've referred to Japanese people that way before, haven't you?

Sure, their high-pitched, excited, inarticulate whining sounds kinda monkeyish, particularly when you're glugging on their various body parts, but you're there to civilise and train them. Received pronunciation. Sentence Parsing. . . . Feed them samples of incondite Dogzonian English, ask them to correct and punctuate.

Which, incidentally, is why I'm glad you're back. IAWIP could use a few lessons. If I see an improvement, I'll forward you her email.

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DD: a modest 5

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Which, if I remember correctly, is still a STAGGERING 1.1 posts above the forum average owing to Ohro's beneficence.

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .