After months of searching, I think I've finally found an upside to all these recent school shootings: more fodder for the Stu comedy mill. Yes, it seems that by combining his contempt for all humanity with a topical "hot-button" issue, Stu has finally come up with a solution. And that solution is laughter.
A particularly subtle touch is the way he once again mentions burgers when making fun of Americans (his favourite target). Stu understands that every good comedian needs a trademark, and with the simple image of the burger, that undying staple of the American diet (something Stu has undoubtedly researched meticulously), he's hit on a surefire way of identifying himself for decades to come, or at least until he dies. Which, I might add, should be pretty soon. He's really old and probably has cancer or something.
Also worth noting is his attention to detail and accuracy. Clearly, Stu had done his homework. One can almost see him taking notes as he watches reports on CNN, chuckling to himself as he turns pain and tragedy into pure comedic gold. This perceptive, journalistic eye is the sign of a good writer, and though he probably won't be remembered by anyone until long after his death (which, like I said, should be really soon), his memory wil go on and on and on, much like his famous arguments with absolutely anyone who didn't find him funny.
You know, when I read about that Amish school shooting in the paper, the first thing I thought to myself was: I wonder how Stu's gonna make this funny? Well, I now have my answer, and am much richer for it. Thank you, Stu.
I'm a kid
And I love CANDY!!!