Strawman, you're as bad as Freud. Everything comes back to sex for you doesn't it? Your obsession with cheese... I could almost say you're 'crackers'!
Oh and as to my typo... considering how pissed I was and the fact that I don't even remember making the post in the first place, I'm going to offer no apology nor correct it.
PORK SCRATCHINGS!!! Art thou insane? Myspace.