Are you seriously telling me (as I approach the 3000 posts mark) that I have to come up with another 2000 pieces of random shite before I get a custom title? If so I demand that one of the moderators comes round to my house and operates a bar in my room so I can get hideously pissed and make loads of posts every night. It's only fair. I mean come on... you don't expect me to talk about Bowie or something like that do you? What a joke!!!

PORK SCRATCHINGS!!! Art thou insane? Myspace.