Dude, if you wanted to summon me, all you had to do was say my name three times in a thread.
Okay, I'm here...what's this one about again? Oh, right, custom titles. I think a custom title should require either 5000 posts, 3000 posts and five or more years of service to TW or 2000+ and seven years.
More importantly, I think there should be a nonbinding referendum on whether or not each potential recipient gets a title and what it should be. The mods get to make the final decisions but they can and will be influenced by the indistinct gibbering of the unwashed masses. Hopefully this will result in lots of shit talking and either Stu, Strawman or Monkeyboy leaving in a huff (only to return a week later).
You know who else makes creatures? Satan.