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And you have to slice it!
You fucking fags don't know what real cheese is:
or, if you are looking for a variation:
No wonder your country sucks.
Monkeyboy, you'd feel at home in Norway! Norway has two kinds of cheese: Yellow cheese, and Brown cheese. (And yes, that's the proper names.) No fancy names, no confusion. Lately, there has also been attempt to introduce light yellow and brown cheese.
Thank God I moved back to Sweden. We have cheese.
It's LABRYNTH, idiot!