In reply to:
And really, I'm not joking.
Fuck off and die then. Not only would it put you out of your angst-ridden misery (you're 30 - you should have got over that a long time ago), but it would also increase the average IQ of California by several points.
What's next? A tubgirl link perhaps?
"You complete me twister!" - Remade/Remodeled