Registering - In order to maintain the exquisite nature of the Teenage Wildlife Conversation Piece as the creme de la creme of David Bowie message boards, we no longer accept new registrations. So if you want to join, tough luck.

The Rules - Do what you will. But be aware that any post you make may suddenly make you an object of ridicule amongst your fellow posters. Similarly a post that would be accepted without a second thought by another user may get the mods or admin on your neck. Which simply means you aren't high enough in the TW hierarchy (in other words my "people I like" list*) to get away with certain types of posts.

Large avatar images** may get you attention from the mods or admin.

Picture signatures will get you banned.

If you're the user formerly known as diamondogz74, go fuck your terrier.

* = The notable exception to this is Claude who definately isn't on "my people I like" list - he's just too stupid to understand when he's doing something wrong so I've given up on him.

** = If I have to explain to you how they can be bigger than others when the forum automatically resizes them, you probably shouldn't post here in the first place... unless of course you want to give Monkeyboy an easy target.

Edited by K on 01/22/11 03:28 PM (server time).