Reasons that (wise like orangutan) is:

The Best!

-Short and sweet, it rolls off the tongue/eyeball without becoming unwieldy like a certain other custom title I won't mention

-It nicely captures the great duality central to my posting, namely the fine balance between thoughtful posting and half-assed gay jokes

-In a nutshell, orangutans are the shit. I saw a nature show awhile back about the King of the Orangutans, who lives in the jungles of Borneo doing little else besides fucking every female orangutan on the whole island. Also, on the show, he put Julia Roberts in a headlock and nearly snapped her neck.

The Worst!

-"African Night Flight" is on the lower rung of all-time Bowie tunes

-It's not (band intro)

They let the retard in the game and he went wild.