This is a very humbling offer . . . blahblahblah . . . but I am afraid I have other personal commitments and I prefer to remain independent of any governing power to retain what little remains of my integrity . . . blahblahblah. In short, no custom-titles-for-mod-nomination scandals here.
But to answer K's first question: No.
Not Auntie Prism
Mormons are the worst because, much like telemarketers, they're not allowed to fuck off until you tell them to. -- Wraith2