I'd like to announce my candidacy to be the new moderator. I don't really want to do it but since Stu won't get the message I've decided that the best way to deal with him is to feed into his strange persecution/victim fantasies and start fucking with him on an administrative level. Keep in mind that, as moderator, this will be literally the only thing that I do as moderator.

So if that's cool with everyone, I'll be happy to take the job. Oh, I mean: "mwahahah!"

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