Would you really care? There are probably a dozen regular contributors to the site anymore. Why are you still wasting your time here? Can you at least acknowledge that you're wasting your time?
Show's over, everyone. Time to find some place else to play on the interblag or, better yet, go outside. At this point it's just depressing, so y'all should really stop.
Do what I say, I have a custom title.
You know who else makes creatures? Satan.