...I don't wanna be right!

Seriously, I fuckin' love you, Monkeyboy. Yeah, yeah, puppies. Arf. Yeah, yeah, ass osculator (nice ten cent word, BTW, newbie. What, you been studying for the SATs?). Whatever. Consider me puckered. I hereby crown the master poo-flinger king of the universe.

But.

You'd make a shit moderator, Monkeyboy. Sorry to say. The harsh truth comes only from those who love you. Your standards are too lax. We've had this fight a million times before. You get all pissy when something gets taken down without warning and you'd prefer to have specific rules that need to be followed. In the absence of rules you think anything goes and you're not a big fan of the case-by-case basis mode of moderating, which I think is critical here.

Oh. Sorry to ruin a good fight with a dose of logic in regards to the original post. Who does that? Doesn't everyone know that the OP becomes irrelevant by the second reply? Especially when Stulicious and the Monkster are involved.

What I meant to say was...

Monkeyboy as TW grammarian?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

While I normally don't condone picking on the grammar of anyone whose first language is not English (and I really don't know one way or the other from the newbie's profile but the mistakes suggest so), I consider anyone whose bio is "grew up to be gorgeous" fair game for all manner of abuse.

Funny thing is, I'm not even drunk.

"What's Tonga?" - Christopher Meloni