I hadn't actually read the threads when I linked them, above, for future reference.
Needless to say, yours was the first I read, and ye gods, it is cringeworthy.
Still, I noticed that my 'I hate sports' thread is in one of the archives. After seeing my preschool phraseology on another archived thread, I was too scared to click on it.
Hey haaay! The archive also allows privileged access to PMs (which were presumably 'hits' on the day the archive was taken). If you folks want to see piccies of Ruskie flashing his wang for Androgene's admiration, you know who to call.
My niceness is another quality others do not now know to handle.