I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise I won't bore you.
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I have a question, sir. Am I allowed to post a picture of my genitals as an attachment? The picture itself will not be visible in the thread, and my post will contain text notifying readers of the graphic content.
Certainly not, sir. I plan to make this site clean-cut and wholesome. Think of me as Brian Epstein* getting the Beatles out of leather jackets and into neat suits.
* despite the fact that I'm not gay, rich, Jewish or a powerful force in the music industry