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I just happen to find that the majority of interpretations posted here are really, really dumb

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You left out several really's.

Mostly, it's like watching C students writing essays about the symbolism in day time soaps. Good for the occasional cheap laugh (thank you, Strawman).

There are only two people here who I think do good interpretations.

He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.