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MB, do another one! And quick!

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Monkeyboy did another one two years ago. Quick enough for ya? He also did version 2000 nine months later, and Bowie (ahem, Sailor) finally got his own back five months ago on a thread he entitled My Interview With Monkeyboy (which was frankly hilarious), which came after Monkeyboy's suicide and before his resurrection by "lack of popular demand".

And now Monkeyboy is probably scared of me.

I hope that I can say the things I wish I'd said.