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10/23/02 08:16 PM
Re: Future Bowie albums revealed [re: Adam]  

2004
Bowie will create another groundbreaking album. Fans will continue to believe that this is record introduces, like the Earthling and the Heathen. Bowie will insist that those where just titles to a record. Of course fans ignore this and dissect all of the songs. Believing that they are a part of a complex story. Bowie will announce that they are just songs. Fans think its an act.

2006
Giving birth to the persona "Tha Bed Azz Muther" Bowie will make a jump in styles, creating a rap album.

2007
2.Contamination is released. Only the title is spelled 2Conetamanashun, proving once again that this will be another rap album. The misspelling of the track listing confuses many people, such included are Boonse Tgy Starrdost, Lts Dans remxxx (hooe dans 2), yet it will still gather a cult following due to the fact that it is not eazzly accessable, much like 1.outside.

Late 2007
Fullfilling the contract with Lucifer a remix album is made.

2009
Another artsy album is made. Everyone will hail it as an comback, critics will adore it. On a creative wave Bowie announces he will make 3.Me.

2012
3.Me is realesed. All of the tracks are in fact a set of laws that do not exist, this confuses everyone....untill in a public announcment is made that Bowie is absolute ruler of the planet.

2015
Despite being a ruthless ruler Bowie creates another 'classic' record.

2019
After many attempts to over throw our Supreme Master of the Realms Lord Bowie, the majestic one records Tonight 2. All of the Earths citizens are forced to buy it, or they will be forbidden to have sex, as puishment forever.

2022
An album is created praising how great our master is.

2025
Numerous Best Ofs are made. Everyone must buy it.....or no sex...FOR EVERYONE!!!!

2027
Iman kicks Bowie in the balls for being such an asshole. Bowie apologises by releasing all of his rare recordings, tours for free, performes laughing gnome live, gives up the throne, and has sex with everyone.

2029
Another groundbreaking record is made.











 
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Subject  Posted byPosted on
*Future Bowie albums revealed  AdamModerator10/23/02 05:00 AM
.*Re: Future Bowie albums revealed  Emil08/07/08 05:01 AM
.*Re: Future Bowie albums revealed  jump9308/07/08 05:20 PM
.*Re: Future Bowie albums revealed  Emil08/08/08 05:06 AM
.*Re: Future Bowie albums revealed  jump9308/08/08 03:02 PM
.*But you DID write...  Emil08/09/08 03:19 PM
.*Neither, not none, never.  Auntie Prism08/09/08 03:29 PM
.*Original predictions are looking good now  Adam08/06/08 08:34 AM
.*Re: Future Bowie albums revealed  hangontoyourself03/11/04 04:12 PM
.*Re: Future Bowie albums revealed  jump9304/05/04 08:41 AM
.*Your god damned fortune teller  AdamAdministrator03/11/04 08:15 AM
.*Future Bowie album REVIEWS revealed  Emil10/24/02 12:33 PM
.*Re: Future Bowie album REVIEWS revealed  HelenaOfGale10/25/02 08:41 AM
..Re: Future Bowie albums revealed  xii10/23/02 08:16 PM
.*Re: Future Bowie albums revealed  poorsoul10/24/02 02:29 AM
.*Re: Future Bowie albums revealed  Strawman10/23/02 06:07 PM
.*I've seen the future and it will be  ziggfried10/23/02 12:11 PM
.*Re: I've seen the future and it will be  trendy rechauffe10/24/02 09:39 AM
.*Re: Future Bowie albums revealed  Gilly10/23/02 05:20 AM
.*Re: Future Bowie albums revealed  mercuryrev10/23/02 05:07 AM
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