Although there must be more than a handful of Bowie songs I tend to find average, there are very few that appear vomit-inducing to my ears. They are:

5. The loneliest guy - uuuurgh. Plain pathetic, cheesy, wimpy song.
4. I know it's gonna happen someday - Gospel? Morrissey? This looks like a perfect recipe for crap.
3. Wishful Beginnings - this monstrosity could be reason enough to dismiss the whole Outside album. Thank god I have programmed my computer and cd player to skip it automatically
2. Shinin' Star - Where to begin? The "atmospheric" intro? The cheesy chorus? The mid-song rap?
1. Don't let me down and down - Hands down the worst piece of garbage Mr. Bowie ever recorded. I blame it on Iman.

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Music is the best.