Fuck yeah, there's people out there whose ability to say something relatively comprehensive in Swedish is worse than mine!
Then again, I'm bloody excellent when it comes to communicating with drunken foreigners in seedy pubs. "Jag vill knulla en kvinna" works like a charm with Swedes while few weeks ago I asked a Welsh guy whether he has many sheep in the family. The only thing that saved me from getting my arse kicked was our mutual love for Shane MacGowan and Morrissey...

“Keats and Yeats may be on your side, but I’m on Morrissey’s. Therefore, you fucking lose.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Morrissey