I could only imagine someone being disgusted by this if they're like in the middle of wanking to a Bowie photo in TW and then they see someone refer to him as "Daddy", and they think of their own dad (who's this old bald guy) and it kills their boner. Which begs the question: does anyone even wank to Bowie anymore?

YOUR TROUSERS HAVE SET FIRE TO THE ZEBRA.