"David accidentally stood on my foot in the foyer of the Manhattan Theatre Club where I was starring in the premier of Stephen Sondheim's 'Putting It Together'. Naturally, he was apologetic - perhaps overly so, as he proceeded to remove my shoe and rub my foot in his crotch at the same time as singing Monty Python's 'Never Be Rude To An Arab'."

Julie Andrews: An Intimate Biography (2007), p.153 & a half