Hmm, useless Bowie items....Well, I do have an original, one of a kind coffee mug with Bowie pics all over it. Made it myself. I do drink coffee, but not out of it because I don't want to ruin it. So in the end it's rather useless.
Well I guess in a way all my Bowie vinyl is useless because my record player isn't working. The belt isn't moving at the right speed...grrr... But there's no way I'm giving up my "Pin Ups" or "Space Oddity" or "Never Let Me Down" or "Let's Dance" or my "Fashion" single! Or any others....
One uselss rock item that I have that's non-Bowie is a Paul McCartney guitar pic. I don't play at all, but it's still cool. It's just sits in a plastic bag in my scrap book.
When you think you've lost everything You find out you can always lose a little more