The filly rapped all night 'bout every lame horse's plight Being turned into glue at the age of five Bleat jive, don't wanna be an adhesive at the age of five And Daisy's stealing wool from the shearing shed Jack the ram's got dags all the way up to his head And his feet He'll never be a car seat The farmer man is crazy, says we can't be kept as pets Oh man who needs the farmer when I've got kiwi sex Oh sheepdog you guessed I'm a lamb baaaaaaaa All the young lambs prefer you'd eat ham Bugger the lambs, but please eat ham The pig looks sweet when he dresses like a sheep But he was kicked by the mule Ever heard a pig scream? The mule can shove, yes he can shove. The animals without a home In the wild the can roam We never got it off on that undomesticated stuff What a drag, too many dags Ate a lot of grass, must be fed Until the kiwi says come to bed Is that electric fence all around Or is it in my head? Sheepdog you forget I'm a lamb baaaaaaaa All the young lambs prefer you'd eat ham Bugger the lambs, but please eat ham etc.
I was eating in a paddock When I heard footsteps behind me And there was a New Zealander Wanting to play But I said "Go Away" So he tried to tie me up But I ran away I did it for my own sake I was not in the mood Because I had a headache Baa Baa Baa Bleat Bleat Bleat I'm the Laughing Sheep And you can't catch me Said the laughing sheep. "Doesn't anyone ever shear your fleece? - you look like a member of Ewe2" "Baaa, not at the the Eweniversity of Aucklamb" "'Ere why's that sheep dancing?" "That's Flossie - she's doing the LAMBada" Baa Baa Baa Bleat Bleat Bleat I'm the Laughing Sheep And you can't catch me Said the Laughing Sheep
Now hear this Wayne Kerr I stole a song for you About your good friend Nevada Whose posts are nothing new He plagiarises Bowie's lyrics And then has the balls to call it art So I ask him to print them out And stick them up his ass Here he comes, here he comes, here he comes again That unoriginal fruitcake To annoy the fuck out of us He'll ruin the guestbook experience With his pointless and boring posts With a couple of lines from Bowie's songs Shame Bowie never wrote a line containing the phrase "FUCK OFF"