The filly rapped all night 'bout every lame horse's plight
Being turned into glue at the age of five
Bleat jive, don't wanna be an adhesive at the age of five
And Daisy's stealing wool from the shearing shed
Jack the ram's got dags all the way up to his head
And his feet
He'll never be a car seat
The farmer man is crazy, says we can't be kept as pets
Oh man who needs the farmer when I've got kiwi sex
Oh sheepdog you guessed
I'm a lamb baaaaaaaa
All the young lambs prefer you'd eat ham
Bugger the lambs, but please eat ham
The pig looks sweet when he dresses like a sheep
But he was kicked by the mule
Ever heard a pig scream?
The mule can shove, yes he can shove.
The animals without a home
In the wild the can roam
We never got it off on that undomesticated stuff
What a drag, too many dags
Ate a lot of grass, must be fed
Until the kiwi says come to bed
Is that electric fence all around
Or is it in my head?
Sheepdog you forget
I'm a lamb baaaaaaaa
All the young lambs prefer you'd eat ham
Bugger the lambs, but please eat ham etc.
Now hear this Wayne Kerr
I stole a song for you
About your good friend Nevada
Whose posts are nothing new
He plagiarises Bowie's lyrics
And then has the balls to call it art
So I ask him to print them out
And stick them up his ass
Here he comes, here he comes, here he comes again
That unoriginal fruitcake
To annoy the fuck out of us
He'll ruin the guestbook experience
With his pointless and boring posts
With a couple of lines from Bowie's songs
Shame Bowie never wrote a line containing the phrase "FUCK OFF"
