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All The Young Lambs | The Laughing Sheep | Song For Nevada

All The Young Lambs

Written by Flossie
Given to Matt The Sheeple to revive his sagging (ca)reer
The filly rapped all night 'bout every lame horse's plight
Being turned into glue at the age of five
Bleat jive, don't wanna be an adhesive at the age of five
And Daisy's stealing wool from the shearing shed
Jack the ram's got dags all the way up to his head
And his feet
He'll never be a car seat
The farmer man is crazy, says we can't be kept as pets
Oh man who needs the farmer when I've got kiwi sex
Oh sheepdog you guessed
I'm a lamb baaaaaaaa

All the young lambs prefer you'd eat ham
Bugger the lambs, but please eat ham

The pig looks sweet when he dresses like a sheep
But he was kicked by the mule
Ever heard a pig scream?
The mule can shove, yes he can shove.
The animals without a home
In the wild the can roam
We never got it off on that undomesticated stuff
What a drag, too many dags
Ate a lot of grass, must be fed
Until the kiwi says come to bed
Is that electric fence all around
Or is it in my head?
Sheepdog you forget
I'm a lamb baaaaaaaa

All the young lambs prefer you'd eat ham
Bugger the lambs, but please eat ham etc.

The Laughing Sheep

by Flossie
I was eating in a paddock
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a New Zealander
Wanting to play
But I said "Go Away"

So he tried to tie me up
But I ran away
I did it for my own sake
I was not in the mood
Because I had a headache

Baa Baa Baa
Bleat Bleat Bleat
I'm the Laughing Sheep
And you can't catch me
Said the laughing sheep.

"Doesn't anyone ever shear your fleece?  -
you look like a member of Ewe2"
"Baaa, not at the the Eweniversity of Aucklamb"

"'Ere why's that sheep dancing?"
"That's Flossie - she's doing the LAMBada"

Baa Baa Baa
Bleat Bleat Bleat
I'm the Laughing Sheep
And you can't catch me
Said the Laughing Sheep

 

Song for Nevada

by Flossie
Now hear this Wayne Kerr
I stole a song for you
About your good friend Nevada
Whose posts are nothing new
He plagiarises Bowie's lyrics
And then has the balls to call it art
So I ask him to print them out
And stick them up his ass

Here he comes, here he comes, here he comes again
That unoriginal fruitcake
To annoy the fuck out of us
He'll ruin the guestbook experience
With his pointless and boring posts
With a couple of lines from Bowie's songs
Shame Bowie never wrote a line containing the phrase "FUCK OFF"

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