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Teenage Wildlife Guestbook December 2001

Thank you for visiting Teenage Wildlife. Here are some previous user's comments.

Happy New Year!!!
Kali (Posted from IP:
USA - Monday, December 31, 2001 at 18:44:02 (EST)
Happy New Years to everyone at TW! xoxoxoxoxoxo
Alys (alpalmer@ucalgary.ca) (Posted from IP:
Calgary, AB Canada - Monday, December 31, 2001 at 15:01:36 (EST)
Nice to read nice wishes for the New Year 2002 : Happy birthday to the young fan 19 years old these days ! Hello to an Old friend Einar of Scandinavia and also fan in His cold land of ice and snows ! Hope he is finding lovable days with his lovers in this beautiful land of Northern Europe, so one with euro tomorrow : hope Euro will bring the money to our dearest Davy Bowie in his works ! Thought of Ziggy time and apologize for sad comments lately : as Ziggy said in rock and Roll suicide we "are not alone" if we have given to him our hands and i am sorry to have been fool enough this year choosing false ways and suicides beside the true Happiness always possible -Thanks to God- because "Love comes from above" David Bowie said in the Track of Rolling Stones "Let's spend the night together" so believing in the true Love of life. So, so happy still with Davy's music and his marvellous soundtracks of All Saints and his new Standart Nature Boy used in this marvellous masterpiece of aesthetics Moulin rouge with this nice Nicole Kidman and its running dances in red and dreams of art all in sharp colours and movements ! Just to finish with, a small thought for Kidman's last husband, so attractive Tom Cruise, I call for fun my dear To-to. Good bye, teenage Wildlife, let's "spend the next year together" because... our love comes from above and from David Bowie for so many years of joy and freedom of acting and thought !!!!
Anne J. (tchernigov@yahoo.fr) (Posted from IP:
Paris 75012, F France - Monday, December 31, 2001 at 07:50:37 (EST)
Happy New Year to all TW's!
Lilith (Posted from IP:
Oslo, Norway - Monday, December 31, 2001 at 04:20:38 (EST)
[b] I'm leaving for the north pole now! [/b] [green] See you next year [/green]
Santa Claus (Posted from IP:
USA - Sunday, December 30, 2001 at 20:58:14 (EST)
*wonders why her name appears at the bottom of the previous post*
Alys (alpalmer@ucalgary.ca) (Posted from IP:
Calgary, AB Canada - Sunday, December 30, 2001 at 13:24:43 (EST)
A little Labyrinth related Holiday verse (by Catharine Chen from the Labyrinth Mailing List): THE NIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS or Boxing Day visitation 'Twas the night after Christmas, and all through my building Not a creature was stirring; it was four in the morning. Stockings were hung on the lampshade with care. (Whoever had worn them here must now be bare). Ashes on the sofa, spilled eggnog in the hall-- Did I have a party? I couldn't recall. Becdecked in my brand-new sheer pink negligee, I'd decided to pass out for the rest of the day When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprung from my bed to see what was the matter. Away to window I did madly dash, The venetian blinds came down on me with a crash. The moon on the snow was so bright and so glaring I suddenly remembered how little I was wearing. But what 'fore my wondering eyes did manifest But a tall blonde man who wore even less! He floated to my window in trousers so tight I knew in a moment it was Jareth in flight. His eight tiny goblins waited below on the ground And they milled around stupidly as the gorgeous king frowned: "Shut up, Mike, Frizzwold, Scuzzlebutt and Bumbrumbly! Well, laugh, Clacksie, Toatsie, Mishmallow and Gloatsie! To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall! Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!" Then he drifted inside and leaned on the wall And his blue-streaked long hair was teased three feet tall. On his exquisite lips there played such a grin I grabbed a bathrobe and smacked him on the chin. And then in a twinkle, I heard out on my grass The prancing and pawing of each little ass. "Your minions are trampling my favourite flowers! Whaddya *want*, Goblin King? We both know you've no power!" He laughed and from out of his pocket produced A shiny, round crystal he transformed into produce. A wink of his eye, and a tilt of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread; I spoke not a word; not caring for speech I gratefully bolted the nice fuzzy peach. The room spun around me, everything danced-- I was in a ball full of young men in taut pants! Then Jareth emerged from behind a white spire, Whirled me around, and handed me a flyer: "Come shop at Chez Jareth, boutique of the fae. 12% off all spandex on Boxing Day!" I looked at the towheaded king in surprise As the magic enhancement fell from my eyes. Laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, from my window he rose. An adorable barn owl Jareth became, And he summoned his goblins to him each by name. He flew off in the night with his white wings outspread, Smacking one of his subjects upside the head. And I heard him exclaim as he flapped out of sight, "They're no pants at all they don't fit ye tight!"
Catharine Chen University of British Columbia (Alys (palmer@nucleus.com)) (Posted from IP:
Calgary, , Canada - Sunday, December 30, 2001 at 02:17:34 (EST)


Went Poo (Posted from IP:
USA - Saturday, December 29, 2001 at 15:32:26 (EST)
You see the parodia of video "Thursday's child", where Bowie falls of the sky? Is a comercial than promotes a satellite... I saw in Vh1 early morning of a thursday's... coincidence? Well, congratulations for the site... bay Isolda I know than my english is very bad!!!!!
Isolda (iseo@teenagewildlife.com) (Posted from IP:
Mexico - Friday, December 28, 2001 at 15:58:27 (EST)
And the "Concert for New York" is out on DVD on 1/29. I don't know of any Euro release plans, correct me if I'm wrong, but I saw an Internet post selling apparent homemade DVDs. Not exactly classy with this one, to put it mildly. See www.robinhood.org.
rancell (Posted from IP:
NYC, NY USA - Friday, December 28, 2001 at 12:35:04 (EST)
No Bowie content, but the LA Times today has an extensive article on Virgin's recent problems, attributed significantly to Mariah Carey, who the paper says the label already is trying to fire. Here today, gone today, as Chris Rock once said. As a result, it cuts both ways as to whether Bowie really did leave or get the boot ... or a little of both. It is on the paper's web site and just went up as the lead story on www.billboard.com. In the New Year, the best solo act in Bowie's last band, Emm Gryner, will be in Cambridge, Mass., on Thursday, and in Greenwich Village at the Bitter End on Saturday the 5th. And the date on the Alomar/Rodgers/Vai program has been moved to Thursday 1/17. Happy 2002 to all.
rancell (Posted from IP:
NYC, NY USA - Thursday, December 27, 2001 at 15:27:33 (EST)
since i won't be around at all tomorrow...i better get my christmas wishes in now... merry christmas to everyone here at TW. i hope you all get what you want. as for me, aside from the peace on earth wish (and boy do we need it now), i wish bowie would tour a little bit next year so i would get to see all the wonderful people i've met in the last few years at the shows. it really has been great meeting all of you!!!! :-) merry christmas, happy kwanza, happy hannakah (sp? and a little late) but most of all have a GREAT NEW YEAR!!!!! xoxox.
patti (pattibowie@home.com) (Posted from IP:
- Monday, December 24, 2001 at 18:35:20 (EST)
Merry Christmas everyone :-)
Kali (Posted from IP:
USA - Monday, December 24, 2001 at 18:32:08 (EST)
I probably won't be online tomorrow, but just wanted to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas!!! xoxoxoxoxoxo
Alys (alpalmer@ucalgary.ca) (Posted from IP:
Calgary, AB Canada - Monday, December 24, 2001 at 15:50:29 (EST)
I aint been around this board much of late....but wanted to pop by to wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS...hope you all have a wonderful time :-) Love on ya, each Spidey & Don XXXXX and purrrrs from Merlin & Magic =^..^= =^..^=
Spidey (Spidey@davidbowie.com) (Posted from IP:
UK - Monday, December 24, 2001 at 04:50:59 (EST)
Mumma, did frank use hot fool oil or goofer dust on Peggy during that hoodoo ritual? The graveyard dirt and the sulphur powder was everywhere. By the way do we have anymore powdered snake heads left? Gettin sick and tired of the way you do time, Mumma I'm gonna goofer you. Sprinkle some dust around your bed. I'm tired of your coercive love spells...!
Pappa Rizzo (Posted from IP:
USA - Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 16:32:54 (EST)
Guiseppe was such a poor imitation of his brother Frank, thats why we toyed with the idea of sending him to Peggy and sharpening him up a bit on the course bread. The ice cream was just making him fat and lazy, but he was a good boy in der end for his mumma.
Mumma Rizzo (Posted from IP:
USA - Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 09:19:49 (EST)
Why Toy Was Never Released: TOY or OYT (OID) is used in mainstream slang English to indicate a poor imitation, a counterfeit, or some otherwise slightly bogus resemblance. Toy or oid was poor imitation of earlier Bowie songs, a slightly bogus re-assemblance of bygone tunes. TOY or YOT (YOD) is also the iota/jot--the smallest bit, the least. Toy was a trifle, a mere insignificant iota of a thing. Easily discarded, easily forgotten...!
Papa Rizzo (Posted from IP:
USA - Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 03:58:26 (EST)
I´ll travel for a few days, so I´m willing to send my best Christmas wishes to everyone in here- those who know me from chat etc, and those that don´t know me, but I´ve been reading their messages here for years :) Merry Christmas Alys, KelMar, Kaliman, BigBruddah, rancell, Jeaj, Spidey, Fridaaaaa, pattibowie, Lizz, Evan and all the others who celebrate it or not! ;)
Tati_wl (wlovedb@teenagewildlife.com) (Posted from IP:
Brazil - Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 00:45:13 (EST)
And speaking of harm: Carnegie Hall's box office and telephone operations. Need I write more?
rancell (Posted from IP:
NYC, NY USA - Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 15:47:44 (EST)
REVENGE SPELL: Here's a quick, short folk-magic spell for harming Debby, but only for doing so by sending back to her the mean words and pain she gave to you. You need: a black human figure candle or black chinaware human figure (gender-specific, according to the sex of your enemy) a packet of dried blackberry leaves a piece of black cloth a length of black thread a hammer a shovel or trowel to dig a hole Optional: Goofer Dust or Graveyard Dirt Crossing Oil or Hot Foot Oil Start on a Saturday. Name the figural candle or statue with the name of your enemy by carving the enemy's name in the wax or writing it on the chinaware with a marker. Wrap the candle or statuette all over with the dried spiny leaves of blackberry vines. Lay this mess on the piece of black cloth, wrap it up, and tie the bundle closed with black thread. Now, in your most angry voice, tell the person what it is you want to send back to them and then hit the packet 3 times with a hammer. Hit it really hard, to break it. Each day for 7 days tell the figure what you want to send back to him or her and hit the packet 3 hammer blows. By the end of the 7 days, it should be pretty well pulverized. When you are finished, take the bundle outdoors (to a cemetery if you can), dig a deep hole, throw the packet in, and cover it up. Walk away and don't look back. To make the work stronger, you may also dress the candle or statue first with Crossing Oil or Hotfoot Oil and you may add Goofer Dust or Gravveyard Dirt to the blackberry leaves, but not too much, because you want that figure feel the spiny leaves as it is crushed up in them by the hammer blows. Good luck!
Debby's Hateful Sister Dooby (Posted from IP:
USA - Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 11:23:23 (EST)
On the subject of drugs, can someone please invent a drug that has all the benefits of speed without the crushing side effect of needing to clean every inch of your house while you're on it? Also, is there some way we can create a "twit (insert an "A" in there if you're feeling froggy)block" for this GB? Happy Holidays! XOXO
KMSV (Posted from IP:
USA - Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 10:40:22 (EST)
LOLs, Kali. I could use some meds 'round these holiday times. No, I'm not on any, but it's a good bet that Debby has plenty of access to 'em. Plenty.
rancell (Posted from IP:
NYC, NY USA - Friday, December 21, 2001 at 23:20:02 (EST)
At first I thought Rancell had forgotten to take his medicine ;-)
Kali (Posted from IP:
USA - Friday, December 21, 2001 at 22:33:39 (EST)
It seems like a new way of spam, lol.
Tati_wl (Posted from IP:
Brazil - Friday, December 21, 2001 at 18:33:52 (EST)
Gawd... can't they just stay away? LOL. Someone slap that stupid b*tch "Debby"... tsk tsk :)
Alys (alpalmer@ucalgary.ca) (Posted from IP:
Calgary, AB Canada - Friday, December 21, 2001 at 17:54:28 (EST)
This is a newsgroup?
Kali (Posted from IP:
USA - Friday, December 21, 2001 at 17:28:32 (EST)
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If you have any doubts, refer to Sec. 18 1302 NS & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws. : Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need CASH, you can use it again, and : again. : : PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the : participants and by them carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are a : person of integrity, the program will continue and the CASH that so many others have received will : come your way. NOTE: You may want to retain every name and addresses sent to you, either on a : computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing : a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of : mail theft.) So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six members will : be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each. 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If you want to do your postings in different : settings, you'll always have this file to go back to. : Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums, : message boards, chat sites, discussions.) : Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of : this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that : everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click the post : message button. You're done with your first one! Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is : jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 : seconds for each newsgroup! : **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE CASH YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU : HAVE TO POST A : MINIMUM OF 300** : That's it! You will begin receiving CASH from around the world within days! You may eventually want : to rent a P.O. Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, : you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE : ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.** : Now the WHY part: Out of 300 postings, say I receive only 7 replies (a very low example). So then I : made $7.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now, each of the 7 persons who just sent me $1.00 : make : the MINIMUM 300 postings, each with my name at #5 and only 7 persons respond to each of the 7 : original 7, that is another $49.00 for me, now those 49 each make 300 MINIMUM posts with my : name at : #4 and I get 7 replies each, I will bring in an additional $343.00! Now, those 343 persons turn : around and post the MINIMUM 300 with my name at #3 and only receive 7 replies each, I will make an : additional $2401.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 2401 persons post a MINIMUM 300 : letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 7 replies, that just made me $16,807.00!!! : Those 16807 persons will all deliver this message to 300 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if 7 : persons per 300 Newsgroups react I will receive : $117,649.00! With an original investment of only $6.00! And some stamps. AMAZING! When your : name is : no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 : to names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start posting again. The thing to : remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the internet and : reading these articles everyday? JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it : really works?? I think so... People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you : the CASH? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users : and : new honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a : try? : Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual : internet. : Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work. : By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages with your name in the list and : not sending the CASH to the rest of the people already on the list, you will NOT get as much. Someone : I talked to knew someone who did that and he only made about $150.00, and that's after seven or : eight : weeks! Then he sent the 6 $1.00 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over : $10k. This is the fairest and most honest way I have ever seen to share the wealth of the world : without costing anything but our time!!! You also may want to buy mailing and e-mail lists for future : CASH. Make sure you print this article out RIGHT NOW! Also, try to keep a list of everyone that sends : you CASH and always keep an eye on the newsgroups to make sure everyone is playing fairly. : Remember, : HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. You don't need to cheat the basic idea to make CASH!! GOOD LUCK to : all : and please play fairly and reap the huge rewards from this, which is tons of extra CASH. : Please remember to declare your extra income. Thanks once again... : "People have asked me if this is really legal. Well, it is! You are using the Internet to advertise : your business. What is that business? You are creating a mailing list of people who are interested in : home-based computer and online business and methods of generating income at home. Remember, : people : send you a small fee to be added to your mailing list. It is legal. What will you do with your list : of thousands of names? That's up to you." So, build your mailing list, keep good accounts, declare : the income and pay your taxes. By doing this you prove your business intentions. Keep an eye on the : newsgroups and when the cash has stopped coming (that means your name is no longer on the list), : you : just take the latest posting at the newsgroups, send another $6.00 to the names stated on the list, : make your corrections (put your name at #6) and star posting again. : NOTES: *1. In some countries, the export of the country's exchange is illegal. But you can get the : license to do this from the post office, explaining the above statements (that you have an online : business, etc. You may have to pay an extra tax, but that's OK, the amount of the incoming CASH is : HUGE! And as I said, a few countries have that restriction. *2. You may want to buy mailing and : e-mail lists for future CASH. (Or Database or Spreadsheet software.) *3. If you're really not sure or : still think this can't be for real, please print a copy of this article and give it to someone who : really needs the CASH, and see what happens. *4. You will start getting responses within 1-2 weeks. : ***ALSO REMEMBER*** SEND YOUR $1 OUT TO EVERYONE ON THE LIST, EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT : FROM THE U.S. BY : DOING SO, YOU'RE EXPANDING YOUR BUSINESS TO THE ENTIRE WORLD AND SECURING YOURSELF : AN EVEN LARGER : INCOME. : WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? $$$!!! $$$!!! $$$!!! $$$!!! $$$!!! $$$!!! $$$!!! $$$!!! $$$!!! : GOOD LUCK!!!
debby (Posted from IP:
USA - Friday, December 21, 2001 at 10:01:52 (EST)
Hi! Is there anybody here who has the lowdown on what DB is up to these days. I know about Toy, but not what's happening to it. I know about the Virgin-split but not if Toy is the album (co-prod by Visconti) mentioned in those posts. Then the li'l unn mentioned David Torn to me. For what project? The first DB should do is hire a new PR-person, next after he's hired somebody new to work over the verrah boring official site. (The first he should do is eradicate that damn "I can't believe how far we've come" or some such phrase he's put there at the start of it all. Better yet, he should throw that phrase to the ninth level of hell and let it stew forever. So, any info anyone? Links? Rancell you guru you perhaps in the know? BigBRUDDAH has now left the building and is proceeding with his creative and very innovative x-mas drinking. Cheers!!!
BIGbruddah (BIGbruddah@teenagewildlife.com) (Posted from IP:
Bruxelles, Belgique - Thursday, December 20, 2001 at 16:55:06 (EST)
thanks for that heads-up rancell - I had no idea. And, I've never seen that video, so it is nice to know! :-)
Alys (alpalmer@ucalgary.ca) (Posted from IP:
Calgary, AB Canada - Thursday, December 20, 2001 at 15:28:50 (EST)
This isn't exactly new, but about a month ago or so Adrian Belew posted the not-often-seen "Pretty Pink Rose" video in its entirety on his site, www.adrianbelew.net. You'll see the link if you go.
rancell (Posted from IP:
NYC , NY USA - Thursday, December 20, 2001 at 12:42:24 (EST)
For the record: I've never once posted anything on Bowiewonderworld, ever. This name posts only here, explained long ago for not very interesting reasons. And on CP and occasionally on Bowienet under my regular AOL address. I used to post occasionally on alt.fan before it went nuts, and the old official site. When the posts show up elsewhere, heaven only knows why, they're someone else. Thanks to all for the heads up!!
rancell (Posted from IP:
NYC, NY USA - Wednesday, December 19, 2001 at 11:15:55 (EST)
Mumma, lets take the ISO Twins for a walk. And please change the pee paper! I have missed you since the virgin-harlot has arrived. We must undertake those grand plans of Jordans--converting the whole neighborhood into a huge orchestra of sorts! Love on ya, Papa ISO
Papa ISO (Posted from IP:
USA - Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 10:58:44 (EST)
Rancell: "Will the fans get all the stuff they've been screaming about for years? Will the mysterious Missing Box Set ever be found? Will Luke ever get Laura back? Turn in tomorrow on As The Stomach Turns!" LOL! Thanks for that entry, it rocked! And P.S. HI TATI! XO
KMSV (Posted from IP:
USA - Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 08:14:22 (EST)
what a lovely happy family we have been all these years! (Our world is like life and the light bulb going off and on in a blank room).Frank wants to thank me now by letting me help him in the office.I will help with all der small details that makes a studio so nice for mumma like shiny polished knobs and Frank getting out his ISO and showing it to the world.
Mumma ISO (Posted from IP:
USA - Monday, December 17, 2001 at 16:12:55 (EST)
The Virgin-leaving is now Billboard's post-weekend lead story. Was Bowie's departure a nice easing out, or the icing on the cake commemorating Virgin's troubles? It wasn't even six months ago the artist was pictured large in Newsweek, glowing about his patron Nancy Berry, in an article relating his great relationship with the label. Well, she's gone, and so is he. The company lost a lot of money on Bowie--one industry news/gossip Web page is saying a staggering (and likely well overstated) "north of $50 million"--so an "overlooked" option seems pretty far fetched. It's not inconceivable that this was a way for Bowie to depart and save a lot of face instead of being dropped. The label indulged him quite a bit, most visibly and successfully on the IAOA video. But it worked "hours...." vigorously, and the U.S. result was a miserable failure that didn't come close to serving the quality of the album or even getting it on the stations where it should have been pushed. It's not surprising if Bowie concluded that the Berry-less association no longer serves his needs. Toy is proof. Potential counterpoint to all of this: the departure hurts Virgin in Europe. So: Is this merely the end of the Branson-Virgin, where prestige artists were catered to, commercial prospects be damned, and in total, a big 'Who cares'? Will Berry be back working with Bowie's new label? Will Virgin sue if the missing and market-needed boxset appears on ISO? (I smell a fight over some part of the catalog brewing--one that Bowie will win easily.) Will Bowie score a distribution deal with another major? Is this Prince all over again? ("Unprecedented" in the press release: gimme a break.) Surely Bowie's people will have learned something from his Purpleness's travails. Is there some role here beyond the studio for Visconti? Is Bowie going to recycle the Virgin promotions people who were let go this fall, on the theory that they now know what he needs and won't repeat their past gaffes? The main concern here on a fan page is far different IMHO: once again, just when there are signs that the music is the focus, we've got a whole new set of circumstances that make the music only a small part of an entire package, one which was just celebrating the sale of expensive autographed mousepads for the Christmas season, and is under some kind of contract to direct commercials. That said, this was a problem that had to be dealt with, and in the long run, we'll do better. No reason that Toy, lost bonus tracks, a whole bunch of stuff, can't be released right now, right on Bowienet. A big excuse has just evaporated. We're waiting. But you better buy the "Concert for New York" if you need new Bowie for the holiday.
rancell (Posted from IP:
NYC, NY USA - Monday, December 17, 2001 at 14:36:08 (EST)
Back in October, 1995, Devlin Rose posed a question in 'The Bowie Times' about raccoon penis bones. He said that David Bowie’s wife Iman had mentioned in an interview that when she was growing up in Somalia, boys gave raccoon penis bones to girls they liked as a form of love token or love charm. Devlin said he had never heard of penis bones before and wondered if raccoons really had them. Well raccoons do have penis bones, although they are by no means the only species with such bones. (For instance, seals, walruses and whales have them too, and these large penis bones, called oosiks by the Inuit, are used for making sled dog harness parts.) The scientific name for these bones is os penis ("penis bone" in Latin") and among their many common names are "love bone," "pecker bone," "coon dong" "possum prick," Texas toothpick," "mountain man toothpick" and "baculum" (Latin for "little rod"). I can testify from personal experience that raccoon penis bones were used as charms and curios among white farm boys and men of the Missouri Ozarks (in south-central Missouri, near the Arkansas line) during the 10 years I lived there in the 1970s-80s.
HillBilly Bob (CountryBumpkin@hotmail.com) (Posted from IP:
RiffRaff, TX USA - Monday, December 17, 2001 at 10:10:45 (EST)
Poor Mamma hurt herself sliding on the Branson pickle, luckily the finally tuned strings of her shark boned corset held everything in place until Frank was able to pick her up.There was a small powerful rush of air but it was not audible, the people in the room later found out it was silent but deadly. Nobody would blame Frank for walking away, but now he is down in the underground playing it all day.
Guiseppi Izzo (Posted from IP:
USA - Sunday, December 16, 2001 at 14:31:01 (EST)
Patsy daaaaaaaaalin'.......
figgo. (Posted from IP:
Moscow, - Sunday, December 16, 2001 at 14:24:45 (EST)
I met Mumma Rizzo at the Bowie Label Party last year. She was dressed in tattered remnants--just for the show. She went from Virgin to Harlot in seconds. Together we finally convinced David to start his own label. It took us days to come up with ISO but he ultimately agreed. Mumma keeps having this brainstorm about 12 times a day. I told her it was the pie that Visconti and Annie Peacock brought to the gig. Mumma was never very good at digesting Annie's pie. After the party David asked me if I wanted to join him on the next album. Of course, I was overwhelmed with glee and a bit ruddy in the cheeks. "Rude Ass," he said "Won't you guide my sled tonight?" And I said, "I shall go to town...!"
Jordan Rude Ass (Posted from IP:
USA - Sunday, December 16, 2001 at 01:23:28 (EST)
Hi all! Don't let me to be lost without friends! My name is Jeana, I'm from Russia. Here are so few of those who loves Him too...
jeana (jeana@mail.ru) (Posted from IP:
ekaterinburg, Russia - Sunday, December 16, 2001 at 00:54:40 (EST)
no mamma you cannot, why do you spoil my brother and not me? anyway the ice cream business was sold years ago and it was not Rizzo Iso but ISO Rizzo
Guiseppi Rizzo (Posted from IP:
USA - Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 15:03:37 (EST)
GERMAN (Posted from IP:
ALICANTE, ESPAÑA - Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 12:46:54 (EST)
I was ill... and then I find again my dear Teenage Wildlife... Still in love with David B. and send to all fans a big kiss I will be soon at home and this afternoon, listened a K7 from Lou Reed : so quiet exciting and nice voice !
Anne J. (tchernigov@yahoo.fr) (Posted from IP:
PARIS, France - Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 12:28:58 (EST)
It is true that bowie want to give secret concerts? www.bowiemusic.de
Sebastian (sebastianschm@web.de) (Posted from IP:
Halle, Germany - Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 11:04:55 (EST)
Mumma is selling the ice cream business, so that my son David can have his own record label he is going to call it ISO after the Rizzo Iso. a blood red strawberry and walnut sundae we use to make in the fifties.
Mumma Rizzo (Posted from IP:
USA - Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 06:43:52 (EST)
KelMar! I was just thinking that you never appeared at TW anymore, and voilá, you posted here! So nice that you still around :)
Tati_wl (wlovedb@teenagewildlife.com) (Posted from IP:
Brazil - Friday, December 14, 2001 at 19:38:43 (EST)
Lou Reed (Posted from IP:
London, England - Friday, December 14, 2001 at 15:36:29 (EST)
Who's this "OLD" Kelmar? The only Kelmar I ever met was "Young Sexy Kelmar"
Kali (Posted from IP:
USA - Friday, December 14, 2001 at 00:02:41 (EST)
Thanks Rancell. Looks like old KelMar might just be going to "Are You Dave Gorman" at the Westbeth (provided it's still running) or Barely Man-Enough at Radio City that night. ;) On an even lighter note, Gucci's Fall/Winter 01 collection claims to be a take off on the Bowie/Ziggy Stardust look- as just mentioned on E! Television. I could see it in the clothes, but I thought those Cookie Monster Fuzzy Coats died a death already (they were featured in the little blurb). Looks like I should have picked up that knock off at Franklin Mills after all. SIGH.
KMSV (Posted from IP:
USA - Thursday, December 13, 2001 at 14:23:45 (EST)
Illustrious? You have no idea how funny that is. On the tickets, I've only spoken to the Carnegie Charge operators, and it appears to be just like last year: the Tibet tickets will be released with little or no notice whatsoever. They'll just turn up on sale. Keep checking the Tibet page. I'd imagine Bowienet will clue us in too. The official line from the box office is that the EARLIEST the tickets can go on sale is two months beforehand, 12/22. But they do not know if the tickets will go on sale that day or later. No further information. No information on Internet sales yet either, but I think that that route is as Byzantine as the phones in that they do not tell you where your seats are. The only way to get your location short of a luxury package is to go to the box office. It's Carnegie Hall, so it can do whatever it wants. Anybody still getting the dunning calls from CH fundraisers after buying last year?
rancell (Posted from IP:
NYC, NY USA - Thursday, December 13, 2001 at 09:50:06 (EST)
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USA - Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 17:35:38 (EST)
WOWEE! I get to see you again so soon, Patti? And meet the illustrious Rancell? To quote the Pet Shop Boys, "What have I done to deserve this?" (take that as you will, hehehehe). We'll deffo be in NYC that weekend, dunno if we're going to Tibet or not. Depends on who else finally gets up off their ass and confirms. Say Rancell, any news on that? The Tibet House page is the same thing it's been for seemingly weeks now.
KMSV (Posted from IP:
USA - Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 15:16:44 (EST)
hey rancell...thanks for the post, but i fear the next time i will be in new york will be for the tibet show. looking forward to it too, can't wait to see everyone again. unfortunately i will have to head out of town that night as i made plans eons ago to take my husband away for the that weekend for his birthday and we leave on the 23rd.
patti (pattibowie@home.com) (Posted from IP:
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 04:18:07 (EST)
This one seems interesting: "In Association With The NY Chapter of the National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences: "NOTHIN' BUT...GUITARS" Featuring: CARLOS ALOMAR, SHARON ISBIN, VERNON REID, NILE ROGERS And STEVE VAI E-mail Reservations are being accepted for this performance Doors Open 6PM for 7:30 Show/10PM for 10:30 Show." That would be at the Bottom Line, $20, Wed. Jan. 16. Alomar is the NARAS connection. Patti?
rancell (Posted from IP:
NYC, NY USA - Tuesday, December 11, 2001 at 11:52:23 (EST)
Pats & Edi! It's great to see you two back here and back on the telly! You've been missed, schweety darling! :-)
Kali (Posted from IP:
USA - Friday, December 07, 2001 at 20:04:31 (EST)
"In the new episodes of "Absolutely Fabulous" on comedy central, "Ziggy played guitaaaaar" plays during the ending credits. Is there any connection? ladystardust " Hello ladystardust sweetie!...Of course there is a connection sweetie, Mr. David Bowie absolutely loves Patsy and I and we think that he is fabulous. We are doing 6 NEW episodes - available on various Comedy and Showcase networks. Thanks for viewing . Here's Pats: i cant tyte with this nails. Thanks! Pats - ta ta to all of our friends at this website thingy
Patsy and Edina (Posted from IP:
London/west, United Kingdom - Friday, December 07, 2001 at 12:43:03 (EST)
Auctioning off passes to see a dress rehearsal at Carnegie Hall for Tibet House is very cool. I'll bet the price on that will soar. It should. But signing mousepads and having your pay Internet site sell them for about $25 is asking to be a punchline on Letterman. No, make that Craig Kilborne. OK, maybe public access is still paying attention. ...
rancell (Posted from IP:
NYC, NY USA - Wednesday, December 05, 2001 at 18:53:11 (EST)
*sigh* ;-)
Kali (Posted from IP:
USA - Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 17:53:57 (EST)
mark,can't find your email or snailmail addy. Please send..... xox
pam (pam@davidbowie.com) (Posted from IP:
USA - Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 00:10:10 (EST)
wonderful days? grandpa would play the spoons on his knees and timpany on false teeth. Grandma would twang her washboard with an old rubber band stiffley waxed and six foot long. and the rest of us zeros would zither a comb.
Mumma Rizzo (Posted from IP:
USA - Monday, December 03, 2001 at 14:00:16 (EST)
Jordan Rudess, the classical keyboardist extradinaire will be on several tracks on the new David Bowie album. Jordan used to help me around the house with the windows and the doors--putting keyboards on everything. Always making music out of furniture, in the late 80's Jordan graduated to turning a whole house into a musical instrument. You can just imagine Mumma's consternation!
Papa Rizzo (Posted from IP:
USA - Monday, December 03, 2001 at 10:27:02 (EST)
PAM!!!!! I'm doin' great! I miss ya loads! E-Mail me!!!!
Kali (Posted from IP:
USA - Sunday, December 02, 2001 at 10:43:59 (EST)
Well damn, there goes Kelmar and Kali. BOTH seemed to have disappeared from my life......boohoooooooooooooo. I do have an email addy, dammit. How are the two of you? uh, yeah, I guess I could have written too ;)
Pam (pam@davidbowie.com) (Posted from IP:
USA - Saturday, December 01, 2001 at 22:22:47 (EST)
Hi Tati, hope your mail is working (everyone else please excuse this "personal" message) - I emailed you at the account you sent me mail from, I hope you got it. Will be online Dec 1st in the afternoon if you're around. :)
Alys (alpalmer@ucalgary.ca) (Posted from IP:
Calgary, Canada - Saturday, December 01, 2001 at 02:44:59 (EST)
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