Music and lyrics by Biff Rose.
Thanks to Helen2 and Steve E. for the lyrics!
Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz. He was just a rookie cop just a baby fuzz. He patrolled the Sunset Strip in the land of the free and the home of the hip. He protected you and me from evil women like poor Alice D Alice was the girl that all good hippies dread and they called her sweet Alice D'head Alice it was plain to see was full of pot and STP she'd attract a great big crowd because her inner peace was much too loud. Good Buzz did the thing that all the good fuzz must stuck his gun in Alice's back and said 'This is a bust' Shone the flashlight in her eyes she began to hypnotize Buzz said 'What a wild sensation' guess this must be hallu hallucina cina cina cination hmmm Love is so sensational when you fall in love with eyes dilational la la now they're taking pills and shots And Buzz is not afraid of Watts Buzz and Alice D have shown the way of where the Fuzz might be some day Buzz is still a cop of course he's the pusher on the force he's protecting you and me from evil women like poor Alice D